Total Medals Earned: 298 (From 69 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,730 Points
Medals Earned: 4/6 (50/110 points)
Complete the game and survive.
You are even worse than the undead...
Make sure Bill passes away calmly.
Survive and save two of your friends.
Complete the game without firing a single shot.
Survive without getting any friends.
Medals Earned: 5/6 (115/140 points)
That's an easy way out.
Escape the UEFS Horizon.
Clear the Horizon's contamination level to 0%.
Learn the truth behind Horizon's murders.
Make sure no one finds out anything about the UEFS Horizon incident... ever.
Make sure that the rescue ship survives after learning of the Horizon's fate.
Medals Earned: 1/27 (5/500 points)
Burn your first building.
Burn 1,000 horse archers total.
Earn 1K gold.
Burn a cow.
Burn 100 puny humans in one run.
Burn 1,000 ballistas total.
Burn 250 mines total.
Burn 250 catapults total.
Shoot down 1000 airships total.
Max out all of the upgrades.
Burn 100 horse archers in one run.
Fly 3 leagues in one run.
Burn 500 puny humans in one run.
Earn 10K gold.
Burn 1000 buildings total.
Burn 50 mines in one run. [It doesn't count if you run into them.]
Burn 100 ballistas in one run.
Burn 50 catapults in one run.
Earn 50K gold.
Earn 100K gold.
Burn 100 buildings in one run.
Burn 2,500 puny humans total.
Shoot down 100 airships in one run.
Burn 1,000 puny humans in one run.
Burn 5,000 puny humans total.
Fly 8 leagues in one run.
Earn 250K gold. You've won the game already, we get it. You're amazing.
Medals Earned: 8/20 (175/460 points)
Kill 8 Aliens
Blow up 3 cars
Fully upgrade your gas mask
Fully upgrade your health
Save 3 survivors
Find 1 secret area
Kill 111 aliens
Complete all chapters
Fully upgrade your pistol
Fully upgrade your shotgun
Fully upgrade your flame thrower
Kill 10 crows
Fully upgrade your sub machine gun
Shoot out 10 lights
Blow up 15 cars
Trash 54 trashcans
Save 11 survivors
Find all 18 secret areas
Kill 50 crows
Shoot out 128 lights
Medals Earned: 3/20 (45/450 points)
Save 4 survivors
Kill 50 soldiers
Fully upgrade your grenade launcher
Fully upgrade your laser cannon
Save 12 survivors
Blow up 13 cars
Kill 60 aliens
Kill 60 leapers
Trash 40 trashcans
Kill 200 enemies
Shoot out 100 lights
Medals Earned: 4/10 (85/250 points)
Kill 10 UFOs in a game.
Kill 25 UFOs in a game.
Hit Three UFOs with one Rocket shot.
Hit 5 UFOs with 1 Rocket.
Visit SuperFTC.com (You Electric Cock Rock!)
Accidentally Launch a Rocket.
Play the game 69 times.
Bounce a Rocket off of two walls before hitting a UFO.
Kill 50 UFOs in a game.
Break a Rocket without hitting a single UFO.
Medals Earned: 1/20 (10/495 points)
Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Master the elements.
Smash up an elite sentry.
Survive with 1HP remaining.
Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Get 5000 points in part one.
Get 6000 points in part two.
Kill yourself.
Swept away by waves of fire.
Eat worms for breakfast.
Slay the undead dragon.
Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Get 10,000 points in survival.
Try out all swords.
Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.
Hit the damage limit of 99999.
Defeat the final boss and save the world.
Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (100/340 points)
...or do you?
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Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
Find all 18 FAILs.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 10/10 (375/375 points)
Kill the first enemy.
Find the extinguisher.
Kill 80 ghosts.
Crush 150 objects with axe.
Extinguish 100 sources of fire.
Collect 50 bottles.
Find 25 gold chests.
Earn 20 stars.
Kill the Fire Demon.
Find and rescue the cat.
Medals Earned: 11/18 (385/660 points)
Watching kredit make me STRONG
Listen to a song linked in the credits
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank PD
Achieve the Rank TB
Find all 60 unique fails
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Get a total of 101 fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)